Saturday, September 29, 2007

This one's for you, Kris

As the Mets pound the Marlins on Saturday in SECOND PLACE, here's Kris' favorite new song...

In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if he wrote or produced it. I was looking for the full version, if there is one but I found it here.

Beat the Mets, beat the Mets,

Last place teams defeat the Mets.

Hanging sliders, minor-league speed, guaranteed to waste a seven-run lead.

Because the Met bullpen keeps fading away, October baseball won't be at Shea. Mota . . . Sosa . . . every game is now in doubt.

Can anyone who's on this staff get three men out?

No comments: