Here Come The Warm Jets: Week 4

The following post contains language not suitable for children and some sensitive adults.


After this weekend’s disgusting loss to the abysmal Buffalo Bills, I would less-than-politely ask the following people to please go fuck themselves:

Shaun Ellis. Dewayne Robertson. Kenyon Coleman. Bryan Thomas. Jonathan Vilma. Victor Hobson. Eric Barton. Darrelle Revis. David Barrett. Kerry Rhodes. Erik Coleman. C.J. Mosely. Sione Pouha. Eric Hicks. David Bowens. Brad Kassell. Cody Spencer. David Harris. Andre Dyson. Hank Poteat. Rashad Washington. Eric Smith. Mike DeVito. Drew Coleman. Abram Elam. Bob Sutton. Bryan Cox. Jim Herrmann. Mike Macintyre. Jerome Henderson. Dan Quinn. Eric Mangini.

And they can continue to go fuck themselves, and their mothers, if they continue to not be able to stop the most mediocre of offenses, and if they continue to give career days to the likes of Kyle Boller, Trent Green, and Trent Edwards.

Actually, they should all line up and let Jets fans punch each of them in the dick. Because that’s what they’re doing to us by making us watch them attempt to play what is known in the NFL as defense. And that’s what they’re going to do if Eli Manning has some kind of 26-29 3TD game next week.

So either go buy athletic protectors (for the dick punching) and a whole vat of lube (for the fucking of themselves and their mothers) or start tackling and covering people. Fuckers.