Baseballocalypse

Maybe you're like me and don't really start to pay full attention to baseball until after July 4th.

Maybe you're like Brendan Fraser in that stupid movie and you've been locked in a bomb shelter for a very long time.

Maybe you have some complicated idea about objective vs. subjective truths that you learned about in grad school comparative lit class.

Whatever it may be, it cannot be denied that on this day, at this time, the team with the best record in the American League is the Tampa Bay Rays (they had an exorcism over the winter, and got the Devil out), and the team with the best record in the National League is the Chicago Cubs.

Tampa Bay and the Cubs.

First place.

Sheeeeeeet.

Next thing you'll tell me that a black guy might be president.