Here Come The Warm Jets: Week 15 2008

Thank you, Dick Jauron.

Thank you for calling for a pass with 2:06 left in the fourth, with your team up by 3 and with the Jets completely unable to stop the run.

Thank you for giving the Jets a chance to make that stupefying strip-sack-fumble-recovery-TD when they had no business having a chance to do anything.

Thank you for saving the Jets season, at least for one week.

Thank you for making the Seattle game meaningful, since I am attending that game, and as Greg said, "at least we don't have to wear paper bags on our heads."

Thank you for allowing me to forgive a rare horrible day by the Jets special teams.

Thank you for absolving the offense and defense for a mostly awful day, barring two good drives by the offense early and that run by Leon Washington.

Thank you for letting Mangini off the hook, especially for his vaginal calls to punt twice when the Jets had the ball past the 50 yard line, both of which led to the soon-to-be-ex-Jet Reggie Hodges punting the ball in the end zone.

Thank you for providing me with one of the most memorable and unbelievable moments in Jets history - it finally wasn't us that did the monumentally dumb thing.

Thank you Dick Jauron. For being you.