Old School Wednesday

Big L was the correct answer. Look to the comments for the complete.

I'll be honest with you all, I've just been warming up. I really prefer to stump people, but like any good dealer, you have to give your clients a couple of freebies before you start charging for the good stuff...

Try this one on for size:

She was butt-naked under the coat. He was amazed
at his second wind kicking in, thinking bout' the fact
that he almost didn't go to the club. Would have been wack
if he missed out on the greatest ep of his life.
Imagine if he stayed home with his wife
cuz girl two, yo her body made the tender look like a fender bender
The three of them together turned the bed into a blender.
He left like five hours later with the permanent cheese grill
and thrills he would forever remember.

And with the quick answer, I'll add this and actually open the faucet a little next week...

Once upon a time there was a brother named Castro.
Had a litle problem with his cash flow (Word).
More than once upon a time, he had a dream to clock mad do though at the time it seemed mad absurd.
Then he saw a lightbulb flash before his forehead, shine so bright he had to close both eyes. Said whoever hit for the average poor asshole bout to be hit with the biggest surprise.
Now meanwhile still short one pot to piss in, not to mention any window to throw it out. Talking like who don't you want where it come from, sipping on a chicken wing, smacking on a stout.
Stepped to his boy at the label of the month like "Yo, what's the haps kid? Let me get a deal. Got a dope style, sound just like so and so, what's his name wrote it for me, even more ill.
Make you want to holla like Marvin, did I mention I'm starving and quite thrist. Meaning what? Meaning that I'm going to do whatever it takes to make sure they play my shit first on the billboard and last on the countdown, just like Contact on that show, so what's up black, yo how'd that sound. If you down, then come on let's go.