Wednesday, October 3, 2007

The apparently biased Yankee playoff preview

After doing copious amounts of research for this piece I have discovered that the team has made wholesale changes since the hey day of the early 90s when the town was painted red by the Wild Thing,Voo Dooed by Pedro, dressed by Dorn and blessed by Harris. Apparently Jake Taylor no longer cleans the dish and ogles Rene Russo.

No folks, a new Tribe is in town and other than a humongous pitcher what do they have going for them? They throw out guys named Casey and Travis and Grady and Trot. They are no match for the soon to be 27th time world champion New York Yankees

We all know by now that the Yanks destroyed the Tribe in the regular season highlighted by a walk off A Bomb from A Rod in April and ending with a 6 game sweep.

In the end it comes down to something similarly uttered by the Evil Geno Auriemma

We have Joba and ARod and you don't


At the end of 4 games you will be saying:
The New York Yankees, Ruth Gehrig, Dimaggio, Mantle, Jeter, Rodriguez and Costanza!

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