Tonight We Are All Rays Fans

Tonight, let us root for the Rays.

Because yet another "improbable, miraculous" comeback by the Boston Red Sox would make the fans in that city even more insufferable, not to mention what they'd be saying on ESPN about them for the next, I don't know, forever years.

We don't ask for much around here on this blog. But we will ask for this - no more success for Boston sports teams, okay?

Go Rays!

World Series Preview of The Obvious

The teams will play each other.

One team will score more runs than the other.

There will be weather.

Fans will attend the game, and be excited to do so.

Pitchers will face batters.

Batters will face pitchers.

Umpires will umpire.

Tim McCarver will annoy everyone.