In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if he wrote or produced it. I was looking for the full version, if there is one but I found it here.
Beat the Mets, beat the Mets,
Last place teams defeat the Mets.
Hanging sliders, minor-league speed, guaranteed to waste a seven-run lead.
Because the Met bullpen keeps fading away, October baseball won't be at Shea. Mota . . . Sosa . . . every game is now in doubt.
Can anyone who's on this staff get three men out?
